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My Offerings
Here’s the thing - I don’t do boring. I do the messy, complicated, “oh god what do we do now?!?” moments that come with building something from nothing. Whether you need a steady hand on legal, someone to write a check and actually help, or a person who can walk into chaos and find the signal in the noise - I’m your girl!
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¹ Fractional General Counsel & Ad Hoc Legal Work
All the strategic legal firepower without the terrifying salary line item.
You get a legal expert who’s sat in the chair at companies who knows compliance and regulatory issues like the back of her hand, and genuinely likes untangling weird legal puzzles that come with building in AI, blockchain, healthcare, and other heavily regulated spaces. I’ll handle your contracts, your compliance headaches, your board prep, and your “wait, can we even do this?” questions. We’ll figure out how much time makes sense - could be a few hours a month, could be more. Flexible. Like your cap table should be.
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Scriblings of a Genius*
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I wrote down everything I wish someone had told me when I was a founder. Guides, playbooks, and resources for founders who want to learn the legal stuff without billing by the hour. Practical. Readable. And actually useful.
*Or so my mother says…
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³ Crisis Management
The building is on fire? Cool. I brought marshmallows and a fire extinguisher.
Crises are my cardio. Whether it’s a regulatory investigation, an employment situation that’s gone sideways, or just a general “everything is broken and noone knows what to do” moment - I walk into chaos with a clear head and a plan. I’ve managed crises at scale, working with comms teams, outside counsel, boards, and stressed founders. I can be your calm in the storm, your strategic quarterback, or just the person who asks the question everyone else is too freaked out to ask. I know people and situations get insane in the startup world, so let me help you, help yourself.
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⁴ Angel Investing
I put my money where my mouth is.
Especially if there's regulatory complexity involved.
I invest in founders building in regulated industries — frontier tech, healthtech, AI, anything where the legal landscape is part of the competitive moat. My checks come with 15+ years of navigating regulatory hellscapes, actual operating experience, and a genuine desire to be useful beyond the wire transfer. If you're building something ambitious in a space where the rules are still being written, let's talk.
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⁵ Regulatory & Compliance Consulting
I speak fluent regulator, so you don't have to.
Most founders treat compliance like a chore — something to deal with later, maybe after the next funding round. But if you're building in crypto, healthtech, AI, or any space where regulators have opinions, later is already too late. I help you build compliance into the foundation, not bolt it on as an afterthought. Risk assessments, regulatory strategy, policy frameworks, and the occasional 'here's what to say when the agency calls.' I've navigated the FDA, SEC, FTC, state AGs, and alphabet soup you haven't even heard of yet.
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